Phil Jackson has words for Celtics courtside fan, Matt Damon

This is funny stuff. Matt Damon yelling court side, Phil turns around and says something…

ESPN: A friend of mine sat courtside with Matt Damon in seats to the left of the Lakers’ bench. During the third quarter, with Damon cheering on the Celtics in a green Celtics cap — great job by him, by the way — Phil Jackson barked at Damon, according to my friend, “Sit down and shut the f— up.”

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32 Responses to “Phil Jackson has words for Celtics courtside fan, Matt Damon”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Lakerfan101

    LMAO………hahahahahaha!!!!

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Michael24

    hahahahahahaha

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 1ofMany

    i dont care if he does have money… he shouldnt be allowed to sit courtside in our house!!!

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 imfasterthanur

    Classic Phil Jackson

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Sako

    “I’m Fuking Matt Damon!”-Sarah Silverman

    “I’m Fuking Ben Afflek!”-Sarah Silverman’s boyfriend, Jimmy Kimmel

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Laaffiliation024

    lol i hope this is true, that’s so funny

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 sketch

    F*ck Matt Damon, the f*cking hobbit.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 LakersFirst

    Good job Phil. Tell that Boston f*ggot to sit the F down!!!

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 Michael24
  10. Gravatar Icon 10 Sako
  11. Gravatar Icon 11 Jack

    HAHAHAHAHa. That is too good. I totally remember see-ing that Celtics cap on Matt and instantly started hating him.

  12. Gravatar Icon 12 Lakers 24 7

    lollllll stupid Matt Gaymon

  13. Gravatar Icon 13 Sako
  14. Gravatar Icon 14 pio2u

    BRAVO!!

  15. Gravatar Icon 15 pancho

    right on coach, I didn’t like him in the front row at stables with his celt hat either

  16. Gravatar Icon 16 Andrew

    Matt Damon: Do you like Apples?
    Phil Jackson: What?
    Matt Damon: How do you like THESE Apples!! (Holds up Championship trophy)

    But seriously, Lakers can win it next year with Bynum.

  17. Gravatar Icon 17 Lakers Galore

    matt damon’s a b!tch, fck him. bandwagon f@g.

  18. Gravatar Icon 18 jc

    Who’s shutting the F*ck up and sitting down now, Phil?

  19. Gravatar Icon 19 Dave

    I have never, never, ever, ever seen anyone dump Gatorade at a basketball game. Ever! What a low-class idiot.

  20. Gravatar Icon 20 Art

    39 POINTS!!! Laker fans - sit down and shut the f**k up!!! Kobe - 22 pts. CHOKED!! He’ll never be like Jordan cause Jordan never choked. LAKERS SUCK!! and they will suck next year too!! all you laker fans have better luck hoping for the raiders to win, HA HA HA HA HA!!!

  21. Gravatar Icon 21 BIGACE

    THATS BETTER THAN SEEING THAT BLOWHARD CHOWDER HEAD GET HIS DOME POPPED OFF MY MARKY MARK IN THE DEPARTED. {Profanity isn't allowed on theLakersNation.com -- Please go back and edit your comment. Thank you.} HIM AND HIS GIRLFRIEND AFFLECK.

  22. Gravatar Icon 22 BIGACE

    THATS BETTER THAN SEEING THAT BLOWHARD CHOWDER HEAD GET HIS DOME POPPED OFF MY MARKY MARK IN THE DEPARTED. F*CK HIM AND HIS GIRLFRIEND AFFLECK.

  23. Gravatar Icon 23 David

    Guys, no need to get emotional. Boston won it this year but we will get the last laugh when we win it 5-6 times in a row. There’s no way in hell they can beat us with Bynum. We all know that, even the Boston fans know.

  24. Gravatar Icon 24 Le Fromage

    Let’s get real. Jackson would’ve smiled and sheepishly offered to get a beer and a dog for any Celts fan watching the Lakers’ ladylike genuflection to their perpetual Boston masters.

    How bad it must be for you humps to root for these perennial poodles.

    Speaking of genuflecting, any word on when Magic will, pardon the phrase, come clean on how he really got HIV?

    A generation of straight men have been running scared that a man can actually get it from a woman - thanks to Magic’s reluctance to come out of the closet. C’mon, Magic: Rosie and George Takei are out.

    Oh, and Kobe, “No” means “No”.

  25. Gravatar Icon 25 Lorenzo

    Wow. Bynum? your revolting team will be lucky to make it to the playoffs after that massive collapse. phil jackson is a corpse, kobe i s busy messing up the sheets with sl*ts instead of his wife, and those greasy europeans you have would rather suck h*gs than bang heads. you guys are in trouble for years to come. love the celebrities though, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

  26. Gravatar Icon 26 Lorenzo

    moderator, why don’t you leave this up? it’s no worse than the garbage above.

  27. Gravatar Icon 27 Celts Fan

    Any of you LA fans need bags to put over your heads? I don’t blame you. If my team had no heart like the Lakers, and put up that pathetic of an effore, I would wear a bag over my head too.

  28. Gravatar Icon 28 Sako

    Celts Fan on June 18, 2008 at 3:09 pm said:

    Any of you LA fans need bags to put over your heads? I don’t blame you. If my team had no heart like the Lakers, and put up that pathetic of an effore, I would wear a bag over my head too.

    Wow, I can’t believe it. I actually found a picture of you at the Celtics game in February 2007:

    http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/2918/paperpl9.jpg

    So are you the one that has “Fire Doc” written on his bag or the one that has “Fire Ainge” written on his bag?

  29. Gravatar Icon 29 KT

    HAHAHA….If you think Bynum guarantees you a finals appearance you know nothing about the NBA. The Lakers will not, I repear WILL NOT get by New Orleans next year.LOL!

  30. Gravatar Icon 30 Larry Legend

    Why are you guys calling out Damon? He told you at the spike tv awards that Boston was coming and they would kick your ass….. Hopefully Matt Damon has those same seats and busts Phil’s chops all year! How do you like THOSE apples, Phil?

  31. Gravatar Icon 31 daboss1849

    How old is damon? this is probably his 1st celtic championship its been what 25 years? I thought they had a curse like the red sox…LOL

  32. Gravatar Icon 32 Rome32

    KT on June 23, 2008 at 2:04 pm said:

    HAHAHA….If you think Bynum guarantees you a finals appearance you know nothing about the NBA. The Lakers will not, I repear WILL NOT get by New Orleans next year.LOL!

    when bynum comes back there will be 2 seven footers that CP would have to get through…i dont see them being a slashing team like they were this past year…they will resort to shooting from the outside…and they only have 2 players that shoot over .500 FG…chris and tyson…dont get me wrong i like the hornets b/c of CP and Byron Scott…but i just dont see their team beating the lakers in a playoff situation…


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