Caption This: The Hug
Shaq and Kobe greet since Shaq asked him how his “ass tastes”.
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Shaq: “I’m Sorry lil fella, Can I come back?”
Kobe: “Tell me how Nash’s ass tastes?”
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Kobe: “Tell me how Nash’s Canadian bacon tastes?”
Shaq: So How is Life
Kobe: Nothing Much……. MY TEAM ROCKS
Kobe:”Don’t touch my A#% M’F'ER”!!!
kobe: “its my turn now”
Shaq: “yeah..you right”
Shaq “That purple always looked GREAT on you!
Kobe “Funny, this purple never looked good on you and neither does taht purple to be honest…”
Shaq: Please take me back.
Kobe: Suck a dick you fat sack of shit.
kobe: your ass tastes like a victory parade in downtown L.A
Shaq: really? damn I miss that taste
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lol now thats funny
(music in the background)
Reunited and it feels so good
Reunited ’cause we understood
There’s one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited ’cause we’re reunited, hey, hey
Shaq: See ya in 2010, dog!
Kobe: Fo’ sho’
Kobe: Tell me how 9-1 tastes!
Shaq: Good to see you man! looking good. So in 2010 I think Im ready to come back!
Kobe: Um yeah… About that…..
Maybe the Lakers can hire him as a Mascot.
kiss kiss
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^^^^
shaq: kobe, may i have this dance?
kobe: only if we tango!
shaq: hey kobe, 24…is that how many points you scoring tonight?
kobe: 32…is that how many lbs you put on since training camp?
* man, shaq’s lookin like oliver miller man…he is a fat f**k now!!!
Shaq looks like a cow. He is sooooo fat.
No wonder Bynum looks like a skinny kid next to him.
Shaq must be close to 400lbs.
After he retires he will reach 500lbs easily! :-0
kobe: yo, you gonna know how my ass tastes tonight.
shaq: …
Shaq: See ya in L.A. 2010.
Kobe: I’m a be in Greece, b.t.ch!
lol i like all of em… but damir’s and extro’s are funny rofl.. lol hahhahaha
Shaq: Yo, Kobe it was just a Joke.
Kobe: Nah Man Your Still Gay For Even Saying “Tell Me, How My Ass Taste’s”
kobe: baby come back!
shaq: you can blame it all on me, I was wrong and I just can’t live without you>
Kobe: That’s why I f***** your b****, you fat motha
shaq” Im Hungry”
Kobe “want some beef
shaq: i miss the purple and gold uniform.
kobe: really?
shaq: yeah!
kobe: you s*ck!
so shaq how much money did u give your wife to come back
Shaq: I told you you couldn’t do it without me.
Kobe: Oohhh I’m getting there.
Kobe: damn man I can’t even wrap my arms around u anymore!
Shaq: yea..yea..I know. Hold me up dawg!
Kobe: I still f-ing hate you.
Shaq:
You wanna battle?
Kobe:I aint 4got mothaf****
Shaq:GULP!!
Shaq- Kobe, tell me how my a** tastes.
Kobe- It has the taste of great success B****.
Shaq: “How my ass taste Kobe?”
Kobe: “I wouldn’t know, I’m too busy winning games.”
Kobe: Shaq how does Nash ass taste
Shaq: Well Since He Drop the soap
Kobe: Like a sweaty hippo.
Shaq: Really? Ill shower next time, promise.
Kobe: You know Shaq, to be honest your ass was actually rather flavorful, but keep that on the down low.
Shaq: I’m glad it was a positive experience for you. I know it was for me too.
(but no homo though)
shaq: u like my shaqacologne!
kobe: shyt stanks homie!
SHAQ: i missed your sweet ass, lil’ fella.
Shaq: So how does it taste?
Kobe: I don’t know, but I can tell you how your wife’s tasted. Gooood.
Kobe:How about last night
Shaq:Don’t snitch on me again!
Kobe: “It tastes like a whooped ass, bitch.”
Shaq: So how’s my ass taste?
Kobe: Probably tastes like a couch since all you did was watch me play all the way into June.
Shaq: Yeah, made me a sweet ass-groove in it, too. Wanna join me this year? We can start watching in mid-April this time!
Kobe: No thanks. I got plans…
taste’s like 38 year old washed up crybaby who can’t go a day without burning every bridge he’s ever been on. It tastes like that. That and…vanilla scented lubricant? shaq you haven’t changed one bit.
shaq: jelly or syrup?
kobe: I PREFER SSSSYRUPPP!!!
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foo you gotta stop quoting Pac
Shaq: “So Kobe, how does it taste?”
Shaq: May the force be with you, Kobe.
Kobe: k?
Shaq: How does my ass taste Kobe?
Kobe: I wouldn’t know fat boy, why don’t u go ask Raja Bell
Kobe: Did you watch the Olympics? I was the “the most recognize NBA player” ever to play in the Olympics(more than MJ and the kid LeBRONZE, get it). And now ya wanna be friends again, hold on..can you wait? I have a billion plus new fans that I have to response to in China alone. Maybe we can do “Dim Sum” next time.
Shaq: Do you have Jack Nicholson’s number? I have a script !!
Shaq: We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind. ‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, Well they’re no friends of mine….
Kobe:!?!?
Shaq: Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes?
Kobe: like pork chop, washed up, past the expiration date, Dwayne Wades member, Bynum’s post move, Phil Jackson’s boot, Shawnee’s pump, pork rinds, Steve Nash’s dribble, and Laker Nation nutz!
Shaq: baby i’m sorry sorry take me back..
Kobe: dont do this… i have to move on
Shaq. Tell me what u think..
Kobe. Umm.. is that Calvin Klein what youre wearing?