Caption This: You Hear Me Now?
Intense, physical, crazy. Artest gets all up in Kobe.
Author: Chris Manning
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Artest: the refs will get you next time, you just watch…and I will shut you down
Kobe: right…just like last time
Artest: Who do you think you are? Kobe: Please Bitch. You know im the best.
Artest: “Say you like my haircut!”
Kobe: “Naw man”
“I love you man.”
Although kobe did elbow artest he did a good job of ignoring artest afterwards.
artest: dam i love your cologne…..lemme smell it again…
kobe: its called mamba juice….. backup and get in line son.
You promised….you promised you wouldn’t hit me no more!
Artest: Heeeyyy.. Don’t hit me like that anymore.. you know I’m sens i tive. What you doing later?
Kobe: I don’t get down like that bruh… sorry.
Artest: “You know the Celtics will beat you in the finals again, right?”
Kobe: “I know, I am going to choke again against Tony Allen”
artest: did you hear that the alka-celtics aren’t gonna pass the 2nd round?
mamba: yeah man…
mamba: who’s tony allen?
Artest: Kobe, how does my A$$ taste?”
Kobe:”Not here Ron, come see me later”
Artest: Hey, do you have an opening next season?
Kobe: Absolutely Not…
Artest: WTF MAN! Why you throwing elbows??!!!!!
Kobe: You’re crazy…
Artest: Hey man can i lick some of that mamba juice off u
artest: “hey did you hear how eddie house got p*mped slapped upside the head like a lil B*itch!”
kobe: “Whose Eddie House?”
artest:”come cllloossseerr…”
kobe: “i thought your a wanna-be rapper, not a singer!”
artest: “too bad about MVP this year”
kobe: “I know, it should have went to the whole Celtics squad”
I cant believe it’s not butter.
KOBE: Celts4life cant even hold my jock strap.
Artest: Hey me neither!
Artest: I got an interview with BK.
Kobe: Come on man.
Artest: Don’t you dare talk about the Jonas Brothers like that!!!
Kobe : Get outta here with that…it’s all about Hannah Montana!!!
Artest: (After many failed attempts) Maybe if i defend you this close i’ll shut you down.
Kobe: Fo’ sho’!
“this hickey will cost u another 6 mil”
Kobe…tell me how my ass taste.
Mine’s the best one
artest: im sh¡ttin my pants i want to get out now!!
kobe: it smells
What type of cologne are you wearing? Is that MVP brand?
ARTEST: Hmmm I love it when you play me rough.
KOBE: You sound so gay Ron. Lets just play ball.
artest: dont you know who i am??? im the juggernaut bitch!!!
kobe: who?
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Artest: You know the Boston Suckdics are going to lose to the Magic in 6 games right?
Kobe: Yea I know, but it ain’t my problem. The Suckdics f’n suck anyways.
Maarrrrrcuuussss……I don’t have any panties on
Artest: hey kobe is your tattoo scratch’n sniff?
kobe: aint no one gonna smell my tattoo
Breaking: Ron Artest fined for bad acting “I was elbowed in the throat ref!”
Ron: Kobe, you better give me that recipe for sugar cookies.
Ron: Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy *ss body and your *ss look soft
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I’m jus playin’ unless you say I can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I don’t mind asking for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin’ yo head
You like to f*ck, have your legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin *ss cause the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you’ve been missin’
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my d*ck (Oooooooo!!!)]
Kobe- You need to stick to your day job and cut the rap career son.
“Guess what? I’ve stopped taking my Lithium and I’m about to go cuckoo!”
RonRon: Five plus five betch!! fIVE plus FivEE!!
Kobe : Hmmmp.. Ten!
Ron- Hey man will you take a paycut so I can come to LA this summer.
Kobe- …….
GIVE ME SOME MONEY!
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yours is fukn gay
I will choke u in ur fucN sleep!
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Ron: “I could do the Pierce-on-a-wheelchair too, you know?!”
Kobe: “What’s with pussies and wheelchairs?”
Ron Artest must have mistaken Kobe for a fan. He looked like a Indiana Pacer the way he ran up in kobe’s face looking to start a fight
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Dude…..you took the cake with that one!! HAHAHAHAH nice!
Artest: I want you kobe
Kobe: YOU STILL CANT GUARD ME!
artest: man you know im gonna have to work at burger king if we lose! i already lost a bet with my dumb haircut, now your throwing bows on me on national tv in the playoffs! man my homie got died twice in queensbridge when i was 15 he was the best player ive ever played against! him and bruce leroy for the blazers, did you ever hear my demo man?! we were supposed to make that song with tyra man what happened!
kobe: yea yea. let me win this game and we’ll talk.
Kobe: “Talk to the pinky cause yo breath is stinky”
Artest: “k”
Psycho: “Come on Kobe I want you NOW!”
Kobe: “Get lost freak – I play the Lakers, the CLASS TEAM of the league. You need to go back to the Eastern Conference and hook up with the Sukdics: Garnett, Rondo, and Pierce – they’re the ones you want to pierce.”
Artest: The Lakers will never win the championship.
Kobe: Oh yeah, but your T-Mac said that we will win the championship.
Because you’re sucks.
Artest: T-Mac said that?
Kobe: Yes, Why dont you ask him?
Artest: “EY YOU CAN’T ELBOW ME! I’M GONNA GIVE YOU A HICKEY NOW!”
Kobe: “Same old story…You SUCKING on me.”
Ron: Baby Come Back! U can blame it up on me
Kobe: NO! get the heck away from me
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Nice Haircut??
NO!
Really wow and u say urs is the best.
The best is the whisper song that some one put.
RON: DID YOU ELBOW ME?
KOBE: NAW! IT WAS THE GUY IN THE THIRD ROW STILL HOLDING HIS DRINK!
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I’M COMING TO GET ME A RING!!!!!
HEY SHAQ, TELL “ME” HOW MYASS TASTES!!!!!
YOU’RE GONNA LIKE WHAT I SHAVE INTO MY HAIR NEXT TIME!!!!!